Everyone reviews their favorite movies and albums from the past year. I decided I was going to review a lot of my friends. this is in no particular order. I just scrolled through facebook. If you didn't make the list, you need to try harder.
Craig Morris- Nice dude. Needs to write more songs about farts.
Ben Abney- Totally solid. Has a sweet beard now.
Raney Azada- So fun to offend with my potty mouth.
Ryan Parker- One of my favorite people to work with. Can go from nicest guy to raging asshole in the blink of an eye. His farts smell like whatever he ate mixed with some shit.
Melanie Addington- I have nothing bad to say about this person.
Jessica Morgan- One of my favorite people to make fun of. I live for it. Not batshit crazy, just stupid sometimes.
Parker Hays- I have your strobe light, brah.
Woodsy- "I swear I'm never drinking ever again".
Ryan Azada- a positive influence on a totally jaded old fuck like myself. Will turn in to a raging asshole in 15 years just like me.
Kari Fleskes- Her creativity and drive are inspiring, but she's probably crazy. Dont tell her I said that.
Mark Allen- Man, one of my favorite people. Always makes me happy to be around.
Luke Hall- In a tie with Shawn Apple for King of all Dicks. Doesn't want to do our totally funny Love Translators blog that he doesn't even have to get off his fat ass for. His brutality is awe inspiring.
Leanna Morris- We've been the butt of each other's running fat jokes for over 20 years. The person I love to hate. We secretly have feelings for each other.
Matt Martin- makes me rent crusty old movies. Doesn't have Good Burger in his store. Besides that fact, super smart and awesome to talk to. One of my favorite new friends.
Bill Walker- Shares my love of smooth hits from the 70's and 80's and living the life of a rover. Some girl told me he has the biggest dick she's ever seen. I believe it because we're brothers.
Heather Potter- I miss these assholes
Camille Means- Totally inspired me by getting the fuck out of Memphis. Probably hates me because I didn't see her when she was in town. That's ok. I love her and she'll get over it.
Ceylon Mooney- taught me discipline. Has beefy tittyballs.
Danielle Costello- My favorite poopy pants. wish we could go to perkins.
Victoria Skye Cleveland- Only likes sandwiches, Harry Potter and Cats.
Erica Edwards- loser
Megan Wingo- Made me a sweet mix cd of smooth music. thinks I'm not working hard enough to get out of memphis. is wrong.
Cheri Carr- Calls me "papi"
Jeremy Benson- awkward phone conversations
Anthony Siracusa- Another dichotomy of positive influence/ total dick
Marvin Stockwell- Public relations. Nicest dude ever.
Shawn Apple- Tied with Luke Hall for King of all Dicks. Doesn't like anything. First man in existence to be pregnant. I'm so happy for him.
Jennifer Petro- One of my favorite people ever. Totally solid. I can't even make fun of her. so sad.
Mark Jones- Must be delusional for putting me in his movies. He's so nice that I think he's just being charitable. I think he thought i was a "special" kid who's dying wish was to be in a movie.
Chris Hooper- Doesn't know shit about work.
Chris Gray- one of the most positive people I know. Has orange hands.
Diana Ramirez- My favorite Mexican person.
